First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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