Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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