This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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