i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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