Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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