can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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