some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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