So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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