I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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