hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
