Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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