is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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