another moral hangover. fuck.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
