id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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