: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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