Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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