Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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