I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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