My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
a search helicopter?!
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
