Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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