Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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