So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
