you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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