Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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