1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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