mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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