Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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