no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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