So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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