ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Randomize