nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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