I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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