You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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