: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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