OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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