Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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