Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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