it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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