hotel room ftw
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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