ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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