oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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