I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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