tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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