Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm passing your future prison.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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