ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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