he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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