We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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