No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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