i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize