But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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