I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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