We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have post one night stand depression
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