She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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