she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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