How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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