just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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