what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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